About BNZ By Joshua
10 years ago I was riding on an escalator and thought "Life is too long to walk up escalators." Then I thought, "That would be a funny t-shirt". Now, I'm finally fulfilling that dream.
Why did it take 10 years to do this? Life, ADHD, maybe a bit of autism. And kids and family and work and a million other excuses. Ask me about my fear of success.
But now I'm ready to share my vision with all of you. I hope you find fun and humor and love in my designs. I do use AI for most of my art, although I stole The Henry from my future common-law-son-in-law as a lesson in pirating other people's intellectual property, and I do plan on creating similar art inspired shirts of my own creation.
I work with Printful to print my ideas on-demand for you. I prefer the organic cotton t-shirts, so I choose that one a lot, despite being more expensive. But it is so soft and comfortable that I can't resist.
The words are mostly my own, except that which I've heard in the wild and have verified are not copywritten.
hank you for browsing my store. Please reach out if you have any questions or want to discuss a custom design. And as always, no markup for extended sizes!
-Josh(ua)
Meet the Team
Josh(ua) Benzer
Owner
On an escalator I thought "Life's too long to walk up escalators". Then I thought, "That would be a funny t-shirt" Fast-forward 10 years, I'm an empty nester with untapped potential to make the world better place. One funny t-shirt at a time.
Ally Benzer
Current College student and highly respected advocate for the equestrian community and the artist for Allyson's Original Turtle Watercolor.
Designer
Madelyn Benzer
Web Design. And Sarcasm
Current College student and proud sayer of "Let's burn that bridge when we get there." Living for the bit by the bit.